Chandler Bing's Quotes On Life

Producer: Swati Chaturvedi

Could I BE any more sarcastic?

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I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.

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Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?

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You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.

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I'm hopeless and awkward, and desperate for love!

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Until I was 25, I thought the response to 'I love you' was 'Oh, crap!

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