Matthew Perry AKA Chandler Bing's Best Lines From F.R.I.E.N.D.S

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I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner. You know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.

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My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.

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I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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