Producer: Aditi Giri
"2 saal mein, 24 mahino mein, 104 hafton mein, 102 hafte rulaya hai isne. Ek hafta per saal ki khushi ka average kaunsi relationship mein hota hai?"
"Tere khaane se leke kapdo se leke toothpaste tak saala woh chunti hai hamara. Achha khaasa colgate chal raha tha bachpan se. Herbal ke chakkar mein din bhar mitti ki feeling aati hai munh mein."
"Ek baat batau? Dosti aur ladki mein hamesha ladki jeet ti hai"
"Main tuihe utne hi gehre khadde mein koodne de sakta hoon jitni mere paas rassi ho"
"Ya toh ab dost jeetayega..ya phir theek hai....Sonu Titu bhi auro ki tarah 3 mahine mein mil liya karenge…. Birthdays pe call kar liya karenge…...Daru peeke apni dosti ke kisse suna liya karenge"