5 Of Shah Rukh Khan's Wittiest One-Liners From Koffee With Karan

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Women find me attractive and desirable because of my lonely, dense, sad eyes, which crave, love.

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The awards don't deserve me.

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I do live life king-se. I'm more foolish than wise. And in my case, what matters is size.

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Biopic on Salman Khan will be ‘Kal ho na ho, meri phir bhi chalegi’.

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Karan [Johar] always walks inside the changing room with me. That's life's most embarrassing moment for me.

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