10 Funny and Happy Marriage Quotes

Producer: Swati Chaturvedi

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

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Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're looking for a club and a spade

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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener

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A successful marriage is falling in love many times, always with the same person, and laughing about it.

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Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life

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