10 Funny Inspirational Quotes For Women

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Here are the top 10 funny inspirational quotes for women to celebrate strength, resilience, and the everyday joys of being a woman.

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"I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. And I know where all the snacks are hidden."

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"Life is tough, darling, but so are you. Just remember to wear comfortable shoes."

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"If you want something done right, give it to a woman. If you want it done with a smile, give it to a woman who’s had coffee."

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"A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water. Or until you ask her to find the remote."

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"The secret of getting ahead is getting started. And maybe a good pair of shoes."

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"Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t. Especially not if they’re trying to borrow your favorite lipstick."

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"She believed she could, so she did. And when she couldn’t, she laughed and tried again."

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"You are a force of nature. A whirlwind of power, grace, and style. And probably coffee."

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"Here’s to strong women. May we know them, may we be them, may we raise them. And may we never run out of chocolate."

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"The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I accept."

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