10 Funny New Year’s Resolutions for Adults

Here are ten funny and quirky New Year's resolutions for adults.

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"I will try to remember where I left my keys at least once a week."

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"Committing to a daily workout routine: laughing at my own jokes."

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"Embrace my inner couch potato, guilt-free."

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"I will limit my screen time to only 8 hours of Netflix per day."

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"I promise to use the gym membership I’ve been paying for all year."

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"I will try not to judge my cat for sleeping 18 hours a day."

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"I will strive to keep my desk clean, or at least find it under the paperwork pile."

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"I will resist the urge to reply ‘per my last email’ and opt for a smiley face instead."

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"I resolve to discover the mystical land where missing socks go and bring them back to their pairs."

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"I pledge to laugh at my jokes because they say laughter is the best medicine, right?"

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