10 Funny Short Jokes That Guarantee A Laugh

Producer: Priyanka Das Editor: Mohit Bisht

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.

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What's a snake's favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory.

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How do you throw a space party? You planet.

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Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.

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What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.

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Why did the nurse need a red pen? In case she needed to draw blood.

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What is an astronaut's favorite part on a computer? The space bar.

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What's a private investigator's favorite shoe? Sneak-ers.

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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Stop looking at me, I'm changing.

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